Today, my boss threatened to lay me off if I ever quit his guild of World of Warcraft. CursedLife…
This morning, my husband found a new technique, he is washing the dishes will I'm taking my shower so that I have to ask him to stop doing it. CursedLife…
Today, I won 50 dollars at the lottery. I lost the 50 dollar bill on my way home. CursedLife…
This morning, My 4 years old daughter handed me my Iphone, she wrote I LOVE YOU with and indelible pen. It's a brand new one!! CursedLife…
Yesterday, I got stuck in the elevator between 4.45pm and 5.10pm. I'm the father of the new born lucy. she was born at 4.58pm. CursedLife…
Today, I've been unemployed for an entire year now. On my way to to sign my new contract I've been hit by a car. I'm recovering at the hospital and the position is no longer available. CursedLife…
Yesterday, my boyfriend reorganized the fridge for the world cup. I filled it up with beers and pizzas. CursedLife…
Yesterday, i was working my computer when my girlfriend got all excited. I pushed her back telling her that I had to finish what I was doing. Couple hours later when I had finish I came back to her. She looked at me and told me that I could have sex with my pc. CursedLife…
Yesterday, my boss came to me to tell me that I was doing a great work. Today I've been fired. CursedLife…
Today, I was walking in the street typing an email on my blackberry when I fell in a manhole. I broke my leg. CursedLife…